Me

Bright lights
New dresses
One red and one black too
That new house
Old wine
Spending money as you blink
Giving me all your time!

But hey!
Me not an ocean here!
Me just a mug
Can hold it only till the brink
Be it hurt or love
And when you stuff in that extra care,
Me starts spilling hormones everywhere!

So, sweetheart, it’s okay to lemme fall a few times!
Me made of steel
So won’t break like a glass
Me don’t like so much attention
But like to stand first in class

Me gonna serve you with juice in the morning
And with water when you thirsty
Me knows you want me to give you wine too,
Even though you never ask.
Me would,
but me too ordinary for that…

Me not presentable
Not slender like the other few
Dents here and there, from falling.
Me very simple,
Often afraid of drying and ending up empty someday
So much in love with you that Me knows Me don’t deserve you
So just waiting for you, to lemme down once.

My little sister kills lions and other things.

My sister called me up and woke me at 6:15 this morning. She was asking me a few things and I kept replying ‘”hmmm”.

She laughed at how sleepy I was and cut the call.

Later after waking up, I texted her and we were simply talking. She had to go to school.

“Okay bye..”

“Hey..u know what dream I sawwww today?!!! It was sooooo scarryyyy omgg I can’t even tell u!”

“What..tell.”

I sent her a 2.45 mins recording telling how she, me, and mom dad had shifted to this reallyyy crazyy gated colony with these awesome facilities and ambiance!

Then I told her about the scary part..how I and my two friends were coming to my apartment and to do so we had to cross a jungle.. every time one wants to reach the apartment from the main road, the jungle had to be crossed.

It was late in the evening, the sky was dark and we had a torchlight directing our way. We were walking that suddenly a snake jumped in front of us from nowhere!
I told her how we lost our minds and started running like madmen.

Then I told her how after a while we heard a low roaring of a lion and we could have shitted our pants but kept calm and switched off our torchlight and began running, as if that would help!

After a minute as expected the lion was behind us and how I and my two other friends ran for our life.
Then we reached the main gate and due to some in-dreams-rule, the lion had no rights to chase us as soon as we entered the apartment, so it left and we came home.

Few other things also happened which I couldn’t remember.

I finally breathed and pressed send.

She sent this recording in the reply,

“Oh…hmmm okay..it wasn’t thaaat scarry though…

You know what, if it wud have been my dream ..as in my all other dreams, I would have been the hero and a savior. I would have just you know.. fought with that lion instead of running from it and would have killed it and saved my friends.. she laughed.”

“Aren’t you getting late for school? Off you go! Bye!”

Little sisters are never little I tell you!

Image from : http://www.baltana.com/nature/dark-jungle-pics-08347.html

Without his hearing aid he goes like, “su? su? su?” noo..not susu :p

My grand dad was a teacher by profession. He used to teach full time at a Gujrati school and in the spare hours took part-time classes for that little extra money.

Unlike now, parents in those days (I am talking about the 90’s) were not so casual with spending money on tuitions. They expected the school to give complete education to their children and even if the kids didn’t get that complete package, they wouldn’t mind. No one had any proper definition of that complete package. Whatever the kid learned at school was considered enough.

But now, the sky is the limit. All cities are flooded with coaching classes. Teachers at school lure students into joining their after-school classes for extra/good marks in their exams. All that parents want these days is their kid to be scoring high, hence they all end up in paying for the second, simultaneous school for their kid.

Coming back to 90’s now, my grand dad used to be one of the most sincere teachers but unfortunately his students were the most insincere ones. They would never listen to him and would always make him shout at the top of his voice.

I think he used to imagine himself standing at the top of the Himalayas and shout as if wanting his voice to reach the climbers on much lower levels.

“Come! There is a light at the end of the tunnel! Don’t lose hope my dear children you will definitely learn your lesson!”

Constant shouting made him lose his hearing power. Now his drums don’t beat with the required intensity and hence all sounds reach him compressed and dimmed.

Most of the time now while we both sit together and chat, he goes on like, “su? su? su?”

Nooo not susu, hehe. The Gujrati word ‘Su’ stands for the English word ‘What’.

So the other day he underwent a problem while using his a year-old smartphone (yes he still can’t operate it properly,  well I can’t blame him for it) and came to me for help. He has already taken lessons from his son, daughter, son-in-law and also his grand daughter (that is me) but sooner or later forgets all of it!

“I was just sitting outside on the sofa and I tried calling you but the call didn’t connect, even though I saw that you weren’t talking to anyone else at that time. Is my phone sick? What is the problem?”

He often tries to be all funny and stuff but his jokes mostly don’t manage to make me laugh, and I have to force a ‘ha-ha’ at times because he complains that I am boring. Lol can you believe it?

“No I am sure there must be some problem with the network, your phone is all fine.”

“Natwar? Ave aa natwar kon che bhai?” (meaning, now who is this natwar?)

Well yea I admit that I don’t fall for his deliberate jokes but this was totally unintentional and God! I had to laugh it out loud!

“hahahaha nooo it’s not Natwar! I said NETWORK!” (Natwar is a Hindu-male given name)

Then I made him call on my grand mom’s number and immediately we heard a ring tone and he was satisfied that his phone was working fine.

“But why can’t I call you? Is it your phone which is sick?” 

Com’on now! My phone is Samsung J7, it is new.

“no, it’s just the telecom operators who are sick!”

He is a century behind in technology and with God’s grace manages to dial numbers alone. When I told him that I was using a Vodaphone network and he was using Airtel and how the wifi at our home was BSNL, he started swearing mofos at the telecom industry because it was too much for him to handle! :-p

I still laugh when I think about it so I thot why not pen it down? (I mean digi-pen it down ;))

Good night! 🙂

giving love is so difficult?

them – it’s your birthday week, tell us what gift do you want?

me love.

them– What? We’ve got dollar bills, don’t you want something else? Dress? A watch maybe?

meno, just love.

them– Ask for something which we can give.

It makes me sleep on the couch without a question!

I was tired and was about to sleep yesterday night when suddenly it showed up in my room!

Without giving my thought any second thoughts, I jumped out of my bed, taking my pillow and my bed sheet in one stretch and ran out of the room!

I kept my things on the couch that was in the hall and tried to divert my mind. Sleep was gone away and the couch was small, my legs weren’t fitting.

At midnight, my grandma came out of her room to switch off the fan running in the hall, thinking that mistakenly I had left it on. She asked me why I was there and I told her everything. She said she would help me, no actually I wouldn’t do anything so yeah she said she would shoo it off (all by herself)  from my room in the morning.

Morning came too early and we were all awake by 4. We have a festival here so my grandma had to do preparations. My grandpa was simply moving around.

At 09:00 I begged her to go to my room and check it out. Thankfully she agreed and went in with a broom stick.

She was moving all the card boards and the boxes in the area where I told her that I had seen it.

Okay! It was a lizard! I saw it the night before. It was big, it was huge, it was dark , it had some kinda spots and it’s already freaking me out so I will stop describing it!

My grandma was trying to find it but then when she couldn’t she told me something. That was the reason that I wrote this post today! Whatever she told me, Idk if it was funny or fascinating, I will write it down.

Me: See carefully it will be there in that corner only! I am sure it went there last night!

Grandma: It has probably gone now. It has other jobs to take care of.

Jobs? She can’t be serious!

Me: What job would it possibly have?

Grandma: What? It can’t sit here all day in your room! It has its own works to complete.

Me: What works?!

Grandma: Who will find food for it? It has to only go in search of it.

Hahaha! Surprised by her answer I decided not to speak anything in return. At the last she couldn’t find it in my room and so I planned to sleep on the sofa tonight as well.

Me: I will sleep outside tonight. Just in case.

Grandma: What are you going to do in your life? Lizards are there in all homes you can’t be afraid of them. They don’t do anything they just move here and there and then go back. They don’t do any harm!

She can’t be serious. They move around and go back? And all homes? Who said that? My home is definitely going to be free of them and of all other insects. And if, if by any chance it comes in, well I will be having neighbours for sure!

Anyways,

Good Morning! 😀

You as a habit are stronger than I thought!

Now when it’s all over and I wake up alone

I go to fetch some coffee as usual, at six

I don’t like it, it tastes different today

Should I call and ask you how many spoons of sugar you used to mix?

I can’t right? Because I am made to know that you are gone?

So I get ready to go to work, but I don’t see any car outside

You taught me that taxis were not for us

And now who is going to give me a ride?

I somehow reach office on foot

You as a habit are stronger than I thought

But now how do I concentrate on work

When there is no coffee packed in my coffee pot?

So I fetch some of it from the canteen

It tastes bitter; I guess it was made to exactly match my mood

I leave it on the table and forget about it

What had to be done with your memories, I guess I understood.

I pack my bag, the empty flask

Then walk myself to the now-empty place 

I wonder if I was in love with you

Or it’s your coffee that I can’t replace?

I thought we would last longer

Longer as in till the Sun ran out of its light

We still had to finish that list, remember?

The one which we started that night?

It looks quite simple as I write about it

But it’s actually very hard to go through

I am planning to cut the coffee tonight

Like beans on the ground, all my parts you have strewed.

So I am planning to brew some coffee while asleep

I wonder if I have still got that fire burning in my heart

If not me, it will definitely know my taste

If not it, who will join back my parts?

So when I wake up tomorrow, as usual by six

I will know the proportions by heart

Though now I have decided to reach office on foot, it’s good for health!

Few people and habits just leave you smart!

few things just happen to give you memories! :D

They were sitting on the corner with water clean

one colored red and one was green

On whose right lay an orange too

juicy till the brim, there was one in blue.

Walking with sleepy eyes I stumbled on the one in white

suddenly the room thundered, but with no light!

The then sisters in peace were now sisters in crime

altogether they fell down in a line!

The juice was all over me, I was bathing at mid-night

there was only limitless water in my sight

My mom called out from the other room,

“I heard some sound, are you fine?”

Dumbstruck, I started rushing for the wiper

while the floor began to shine.

Now after all these years (almost 15 years), when I come back home from college, I find garbage in my bag.

Today I am going to tell you a story. A little interesting, kinda unusual but a true story. Unusual because it’s about ME (so there has to be a tint of weirdness to it) and true because it’s mine and I am narrating it.

I wanted to earn ever since I was 7 years old. I almost became an entrepreneur in the 5th grade itself. In my school we had a rule to write in pencil till 4th grade and as soon as we jumped into 5th, we had to switch over to pens.

At that time (and even now I suppose) all the children spent a lot of time dreaming about being in 5th grade, mostly to write in pens which were not in our reach until then and so were considered very special.

My parents always gave me whatever I asked for, be it pencils, pens, bags, clothes, anything and everything. The good thing here was that I never asked for anything. Because (idk) I never felt like buying a lot of stuff. I belong to a middle class family and have huge ambitions but when it comes to spending, I still think twice. After fourteen years or so, when I am sitting in engineering class with my teacher lecturing on Microwave and Optical fibers, there are students who when asked about how do they  want their future to be, say that they want to get a job that pays them enough to not have to think twice before spending. BUT is it wrong to think twice before spending? I have thousands in my account and my card is always travelling with me, but does that mean that I can spent on anything I see? Spending is a wise activity and only few are blessed with the correct skills. Others either buy everything (even the things they don’t need) or do not buy anything and sacrifice their wishes. The world calls them spendthrift and miser respectively. I want to be the very, very first one – the wise spender.

So now coming back to the 5th grade, we were all training our fingers with the new pens. Generally children went for pens that would cost them less, most commonly 5 bucks. Few would go for 10 and very few would buy pens worth 20. There are always exceptions and yes we had those two-three who walked in with a Parker in their shirt pockets.

Talking about me, I bought few in 5 and 10 (idr may be I got one in 20 too- you are talking to a stationery freak here!). I used gel pens and realized that they soon ran out of ink. Every 5th day I had to buy a new pen and constantly asking for money from my parents didn’t feel alright.

So I started selling pens! And the interesting thing here is that, I would sell empty pens! And yeah! Yeah there were people who bought them and paid me for the pens with no ink at all!

I have always been crazy about pens, pencils, notebooks, etc. I always got myself pens which were new and different than my older ones. Once they were finished, I would save them in a packet. I just never liked the idea of throwing them away.

One day, I went and asked my friend if she wanted new and fresh bodies to write with. I convinced her to buy pen’s body from me and its refill from the shop through which she could save money!

She became my first customer and later attracted the other girls and now there were so many girls buying pen’s bodies from me for two bucks or one. It didn’t matter if it was one or two, what was important and satisfying was that I was earning for free from products that my mom would rather prefer to throw away.

I gave up on that business soon  because we all started growing up! And of course because when mom says it’s useless, it is. : D

We should really trust our parents but who would even tell me all this back then!

THE MAIN PART OF MY STORY- (the weird part)

Travelling deeper into past, I go back to the time when I was in 3rd grade. There were no empty pens in my box at that time but my desire to earn had made me look out for different ways to do so.

The Ragpicker.

At school, Every time anybody wanted to throw a waste paper, I would take it from them and put it in my bag. Going home I would collect them all and then sell them to the recycle shop in exchange for a little money. I continued with it for a month and though it would never bring me more than 5 bucks I wouldn’t care because it was for free, it was in favour of the environment and there was nobody to guide me to stop it telling me that it was wrong or rather a cheap thing to do.

A while later I again grew up a little and naturally learned that it was wrong and stopped it.

Now after all these years (almost 15 years), when I come back home from college, I find garbage in my bag. Waste graphs, torn bits of paper, empty pens, pen caps, etc. Idk who puts them in my bag, specially when I have thrown few of them on the ground myself, they somehow retrace their path back to me.

The past tried coming back to me but I shooed it away.

How?

Now there is a new dustbin just next to my classroom door. (idk who put it there, but it just came!)

I can’t change what is done already but I am happy I learned a few important lessons in my 3rd grade itself which says, “more than earning, its the way of earning that matters more and decides one’s success”.

Earning and learning ever since!

Yeah you can laugh thinking about it! Its nothing serious! 😀

Goodnight!

just a Crush!

(Inspired by Selena Gomez’s song – ‘Crush’ , I wrote this song when I was 13 (too young for love right? haha I know!), its been around eight years now and this song just ended up being an old memory, I never sung it that person!

Most parts of the song are imaginative like the the kiss( which never happened) and the detention (because we both were good students). Another significant point could be that he was born in the Northern part of India and me in the Southern. I would sing it to my friends and they would love the song so I thought of posting it here! 🙂 Its called ‘Just a crush’.)

JUST A CRUSH 

It’s a long time

I haven’t met you

You haven’t met me

It’s a long time

I haven’t talked to you

You didn’t bother to talk to me!

I see you everyday

But to me you ignore

I want to know if its just a crush

Or something more?

Boy I really wanna know what’s on your mind

Please tell me, please be that kind!

Lets then see what to interpret

Would it positive or I have to regret?

Your sweet words your sweet smile I miss

I still remember the moment we kissed

I think about you when I am bathing or at brush

I wanna know if its something more

Or just a crush?

You don’t  gimme your attention

Whether in class or in detention

I like your eyes, your nose, your face

How will these memories I erase?

I like to see you walk!

I like to see you dance!

I like to see you groove!

Just see me for a glance!

See me for a long glance…

Lets then see what to interpret

Would it positive or I have to regret?

Your sweet words your sweet smile I miss

I still remember the moment we kissed

I think about you when I am bathing or at brush

I wanna know if its something more

Or just a crush?

Your pole is north

My pole is south

So much of attraction

How to abort?

Yeah..!

Your pole is north

My pole is south

So much of attraction

How to abort!

Boy I really wanna know what’s on your mind

Please tell me, please be that kind!

Lets then see what to interpret

Will it positive or I have to regret?

Your sweet words your sweet smile I miss

I still remember the moment we kissed

I think about you when I am bathing or at brush

I wanna know if its something more

Or just a crush?

And if you say a NO to me

I will say,

But to myself

That with this feeling I did rush

I wasn’t truly in love

It was just a crush!

Now no more thinking about you at bathing

Yeah..

I wasn’t truly in love

It was just a crush!

Just a crush!

Just a crush!

Just a crush!

every book has it’s hero. In mine its you!

Now I can say that I wrote my first book when I was 20. Wrote, I said wrote, I never mentioned about publishing it. I wrote it so I could gift it to you. I wrote it for you. Day and night, sometimes at two in the night sometimes at four in the morning. I even wrote it during my exams so I could complete it before December, I wanted to be prepared with it before I would see you again. I was excited, truly, from all the depths of my heart. That book was about us sweetheart, about everything that I remember and you forgot. I keep writing stuff for you but I believe it’s the best product of my heart till date.

You refused to take the gift and things happened, horrifying things occurred including a flood and at the last minute that printing shop lost all its machines to the water and the book couldn’t come out of the device.

But in the process of writing that book I learned so much that even though you refused to take it (of course you didn’t know that the gift was a book, but now how much does it matters ? I am never giving it to you again. It’s just going to add on to the pile of my treasures.) it doesn’t hurts me so much.

I am used to this refusal. To this ignorance. To this hurt.
I am used to you.